Another Sunday Movie Review

Another Sunday Movie Review - A Rant

More like Fifty Shades Fed-up!

The producers of this franchise could have given it all while they were still ahead. The three parts could have made a pretty explosive one movie or two, if they really hated the idea of one. Granted, the first part was novel and so sold like wild fire, after the second part, I believe readers of smut books were pretty frustrated.

The producers did shock audiences by pushing the boundaries of propriety in a box office, but after that, it was just bleh; humans adjust to things pretty quickly. The second part of the movie should have been more spectacular than the first, but it wasn't. So, the third was simply obligatory and for bragging rights "Yay! I saw Fifty Shades Freed".

As a pornographic movie, this would be a success, it has an awesome story line and numerous sex scenes that in a box office were quite vanilla. A movie like this needs the full dose, not giving a lot but not enough - know what I mean?

And then they went and said "Don't miss the Climax"

Yeah right! There was nothing climatic about it, I was only glad there was a bit of kidnap and fair action, or else, it would just been about watching a couple explore their sexual fetishes. I fervently pray there isn't another part to this franchise, I hope there isn't Fifty Shades After Freed, where Anna would probably decide to be exhibitionist!

A caricature of Fifty Shades of Grey had been released by Marlon Wayans - Fifty Shades of Black, where he, of course, was Mr. Black. As expected, it was equal parts ridiculous and hilarious and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

That the Fifty Shades franchise is hopefully done, I am Fifty Shades Relieved!

Now onto the next one...

Emem Bassey.

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